Lauren Conrad Poses Topless for Glamour (technically)

The internet is a buzz with the headline of Lauren Conrad Poses Topless for Glamour and I like many other fine internet viewers didn't mind having a sneaky peak at what this title suggested (purely because I was a fan of The Hills and miss her) But what do we get internet viewers? We get this bull dust:

Now I know technically she is topless, but that's like saying technically we are all topless underneath our Hawaiian shirts and bras. Take a long hard look at your self internet! I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed. 

At least Audrina got her 'Hills' out.